It pains us to inform you that your recent poetry submission to Merde did not reach our high levels of literary skill, and so we must reject “Poop Pee Poop.” Please don’t let this rejection keep you from continuing your literary endeavors, however. We see much of promise in this work and hope you will continue to love and subscribe to Merde at the very affordable tri-monthly rate. Your fiction submission “Fecality,” too, was not thought by Merde’s fiction editors to be appropriate for this particular issue. Please keep working and submit again (using our Submit Cash App). Again, best wishes in your future work. Sincerely, the editors.
Thomas N. Dennis 